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1、JULES：There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker 'fore you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin'. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
2、“是的，我也知道，但是……当我离开你，贝拉，我让你流血了。雅各布是那个让你缝合起来的人，那一定会留下记号——在你们两个人身上。我不确定那种缝合是否会自己溶解，我不能因为由我造成的后果来责备你们两个中的任何一个。我可能会获得宽恕，但是那并不能让我逃脱后果。
3、Vincent: Mayonnaise.
4、南瓜：我不知道，可能在第一个地方从来没有那个小女孩。故事的重点不是小女孩，重点是他们抢劫一家银行用的是一部电话。
5、“是的，我也知道，但是……当我离开你，贝拉，我让你流血了。雅各布是那个让你缝合起来的人，那一定会留下记号——在你们两个人身上。我不确定那种缝合是否会自己溶解，我不能因为由我造成的后果来责备你们两个中的任何一个。我可能会获得宽恕，但是那并不能让我逃脱后果。
6、最绯言的台词：大家都知道，MEW是同志。
7、So did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? I’ve never seen him act like that. (Mike)
8、Pumpkin: The way it is now, you're taking the same risk as when you rob a bank. You take more of a risk, banks are easier. You don't even need a gun in a federal bank. I mean, they're insured, why should they give a fuck? I heard of this one guy, walks into a bank with a portable phone. He gives the phone to the teller, a guy on the other end of the line says, we've got this guy's little girl, if you don't give him all your money, we're gonna kill her.
9、Edward: Bella, you are my life now.
10、布彻：在第五局，我的屁股坐下去。
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