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凤归云柳永朗诵

时间:2025-08-11 邦柔 来源:数英网

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凤归云柳永朗诵

1、不说话,到最后实在不行了,你只要,你最后只要说"怎么样,那么..."

2、Carl:It's just that the first moment I saw you,I fell in love with you,instantly,and I thought that, if I got luckier than any man has ever got, it would be a tragedy if I didn't have. . .A condom.I can see how that was just sick and very wrong, and so I'm gonna take the condom out of my pocket and I'm throwing the condom into the North Sea.You see, I already adore you. I hope one day we'll get married and have children.

3、因为从小就一直生病,所以什么都做不了,见到你的时候,虽然想着要保护你,果然 还是不行… 真的 很对不起 你的病…原来这么严重…

4、this loud. We do this as a family, and never not be afraid!瓜哥:排成早餐队形!都拿点穴居人的样子出来,我们动作要快,我们声音要响,我们要齐 心协力,还有永远不要不害怕。

5、Thick Kevin:When I was swimming,I passed by a squirrel.I said,"Mr.Squirrel,why are you swimming on your back?""Well,I swim on my back to keep my nuts dry."

6、Excuse me, everyone.Could I introduce Carl, my godson?

7、露西:“我的意思是说你与众不同。”

8、有性爱,毒品和酒精。

9、—你知道 这个世界上有多少人类吗?是67亿人啊

10、露西:“爸爸,上帝有意让你成为这样还是一场意外?”



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