《史上最搞笑的句子》
句子网易云知乎网小编为大家整理的史上最搞笑的句子句子如下，如果喜欢请多多宣传哦。
1、The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the tyranny of evil man.
2、Pumpkin: I don't want to kill anybody either. But they'll probably put us in a situation where it's us or them. And if it's not the gooks, it's these old fucking Jews who've owned the store for fifteen fucking generations, you've got Grampa Irving sitting behind the counter with a fucking Magnum in his hand. Try walking into one of those places with nothing but a phone, see how far you get.
3、最绯言的台词：大家都知道，MEW是同志。
4、Edward: You’re my own personal brand of heroin.
5、39.“不要给我任何承诺。”我轻声道。如果到头来一场空……这会要了我的命。那些无情的吸血鬼不能夺去我的生命，希望会做到。
6、就好像你能摆脱我似的!{扔树枝ing…}
7、There’s always a risk for humans to be around the cold ones, even if they’re civilized like this clan was. You never know when they might get too hungry to resist. (Jacob)
8、Edward: You’re my own personal brand of heroin.
9、最谎言的台词：有时在上课，有时在踢球。
10、Yolanda: You want to rob banks?
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