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白居易的诗长一点

《白居易的诗长一点》

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白居易的诗长一点

1、我利用跟她住在一起的机会,在给她做饭的时候,早餐来一杯三鹿牛奶,中午一顿转基因米饭,晚宴隆重一点,来一盆麻辣小龙虾,用地沟油精制而成,夜宵来俩苏丹红的咸鸭蛋,连吃上20天……

2、好好一张五筒脸,给拍成白饼了。

3、We are the Anti Villain League,an ultra secret organization dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale.Rob a bank? We're not interested. Kill someone? Not our deal.But you want to melt the polar ice caps? Or vaporize Mount Fuji? Or even [points his tea spoon at Gru] steal the moon? Then we notice.

4、你总是这么夸张……听着,你拯救了世界,我们却又搞得一团糟……

5、-Things have been so lonely since my wife, Debbie, passed on. It's like my heart is a tooth, and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children.

6、凯撒喜欢人类,更甚于喜欢猩猩!

7、愈早进去,愈早出来。

8、If you do this,none of your past isgonna remain hidden.Are you sure you’re ready for the world to see you as youreally are?

9、Can I help you guys with anything?Oh,no. My fiancé was just helping mewith some honeymoon destinations.Right.We’re getting married.Congratulations.Where are you guysthinking about going?New Jersey.

10、Hey…The world has changed,and none ofus can go back.All we can do is our best.And sometimes the best that we can dois to start over.



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