《最新8字句子》
人生感悟的句子网小编为大家整理的最新8字句子句子如下，如果喜欢请多多宣传哦。
1、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.
2、Can I help you guys with anything?Oh,no. My fiancé was just helping mewith some honeymoon destinations.Right.We’re getting married.Congratulations.Where are you guysthinking about going?New Jersey.
3、什么爱不爱的，有意义吗?我爸有多爱我妈，他这一生就有多痛苦。
4、旅客朋友们请注意，飞往朝鲜平壤的航班已经彻底取消，没有原因。请旅客朋友们到二号柜台办理手续，爱办不办，不爱办拉倒。
5、你总是这么夸张……听着，你拯救了世界，我们却又搞得一团糟……
6、如果你这么做，你的过去就再也藏不住了，你准备好让世界看到你真实的样子了?
7、凯撒，这是你的家!
8、嘘...我闻到一股气体的味道...拉斐尔：米开朗基罗!!!!!!!!米开朗基罗：不，不是我...然后多那泰罗就说：不，不是那种气体。
9、欧巴~耐克，阿迪达，阿玛尼，酷奇奥。
10、He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!
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